THE TOP TEN: Songs with the randomest lyrics

NOTE: These are not in order. I suck at ranking things.

#10: "Somebody Told Me" by The Killers


..somebody told me that you have a boyfriend, who looked like my girlfriend that I had in February from last year..

WTF?? This cracked me up when I was listening to it in the bus. I LOLed and people around me were giving me weird looks.


#9: "Don't Trust Me" by 3OH!3


..tell ur boyfriend, if he says he's got beef. That I'm a vegeterian and I ain't fucking scared of him..

If someone picks a fight with me, and I'm intoxicated out of my mind. I would so use this line.


#8: "Family Reunion" by Blink-182


..shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat..(repeats 4 times and finishes with a hilarious ending)

Hmm.. I wonder what their inspiration was for this song. This is beautiful, exquisite piece of songwriting. This song got stuck in my head for a whole month and unconsciously started singing it in an elevator. I got those weird looks again.


#7: "Fuck you very much" by Lily Allen


..fuck you, fuck you very very much cause we hate what you do and we hate your whole crew so please don’t stay in touch..


Hate much?? I've never seen so much hate in lyrics since Frankee's infamous FURB song. But I'm in love with this. The way she sings it make me LOL too.


#6: "Fucking Bitch" by Diva Avari


..fucking bitch, fucking bitch, fucking bitch, you goddamn fucking bitch. Bitch. BUNCH OF FUCKING BITCHES!!..


Umm ok. More hate. Do people need a hug or something? I heard a remix of this song in a club and it's perfect! Everyone (including myself) were yelling fucking bitch at each other while dancing like maniacs. Funniest night ever.


#5: "Anyone else but you" by The Moldy Peaches


..You're a part time lover and a full time friend. The monkey on you're back is the latest trend. I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else. But you. I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train. I kiss you all starry eyed, my body's swinging from side to side..

Finally something warm and gentle. I just wanna sing this at my wedding, it's so cute. And people are going to be wondering wtf we're singing about. Perfect! More of those weird looks again.


#4: "Bazooka Bubble Gum Song" by Bazooka Joe


..My mom, she gave me a dollar she told me to buy a collar. But i didn't buy no collar. Instead I bought some Bubble Gum, Bazooka, zooka Bubble Gum..


OOohhh. Rebellion. I love it.


#3: "Loose Lips" by Kimya Dawson


..loose lips might sink ships but loose kisses take trip to San Francisco double dutch disco tech tv hottie do it for scotty. Do it for the living do it for the dead do it for the monsters under your bed do it for the teenages and do it for your mum..


Huh?


And it goes on:


..and if you wanna kill yourself remember that I love you, call me up before you're dead we can make some plans instead. Send me an IM, I'll be your friend..


Oh ok. Nice to know there's support. I memorised the lyrics for this song. Took me a while.


#2: "Let the drummer kick" by Citizen Cope


..Let the drummer kick, Let the drummer kick Relations Creation Incarceration Determination Equation Humiliation Reincarnation Situation Elation..


And it goes on reciting other words ending with a -tion. Hmm writer's block? Oh! Look a dictionary that could help!


#1: "Naughty Girl" by Mr G (Chris Lilley)


..Ecstasy, ecstasy. E-e-e-e-ecstasy. She's a naughty girl with a bad habit, bad habit for drugs..She's a slut and she knows it. She wants to root all the boys. She can't help taking the drugs on a Saturday night. She can't help being a slut on a Saturday night...


Summer Heights High. Funniest show ever.